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Dear Snarky by snarkyinthesuburbsJan 23, 202411:07 amJanuary 26, 2024
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Dear Snarky – Baby Name Nightmare

Dear Snarky, My mother-in-law is messing with my pre-school daughter’s mind and I don’t like it. Since the day my daughter was born my mother-in-law has been angry that we named her after my mother […]

truth bomb by snarkyinthesuburbsJan 18, 20249:27 amJanuary 26, 2024
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The Lies We Tell, Believe and Brush Our Teeth With

I’ve been told a lot of lies over the years. This I realize is not shocking news because to live is to lie. We lie or get lied to all the time.  Children are lied […]

Dear Snarky by snarkyinthesuburbsJan 12, 20244:04 pmJanuary 26, 2024
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Dear Snarky – Should I Quit My Boyfriend?

Dear Snarky, This morning when I woke up my boyfriend of 8 months presented me with a dozen Krispy Kreme doughnuts and a piece of paper taped to the doughnut box that said – “We […]

Dear Snarky by snarkyinthesuburbsJan 9, 202411:07 amJanuary 18, 2024
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Dear Snarky – Evil Lurks Among us

Dear Snarky,  My family and I had a wonderful Christmas opening presents. This year was especially poignant and meaningful because last January my mom died and I was diagnosed with breast cancer two days later.  Yeah […]

Hoarding by snarkyinthesuburbsJan 8, 202411:41 amJanuary 18, 2024
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Basement Woes

I have a basement problem. Well, I have a scary part of my basement problem. By that I mean the area of my basement that’s meant for storage is like a starter kit for “Hoarding […]

Dating by snarkyinthesuburbsJan 3, 20241:02 pmJanuary 18, 2024
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Dear Snarky – Watch Your Back

Dear Snarky, I had a Christmas gift exchange with my boyfriend’s family. I gave my boyfriend of 4 years a watch that he has wanted for a long time and it cost $2,500. I’ve been […]

Hallmark holiday movies by snarkyinthesuburbsDec 21, 202311:26 amJanuary 3, 2024
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Are All the New Holiday Movies Being Written by ChatGPT? 🤖🎄🎁

I know everyone is all abuzz about ChatGPT but honestly, I think it’s been around for years and we’re just now being told about it. The basis for my hypothesis is holiday movies. The Hallmark […]

Dear Snarky by snarkyinthesuburbsDec 16, 20232:14 pmJanuary 3, 2024
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Dear Snarky – Our Holiday Office Party Sucks

Dear Snarky, I’m about to pretend I have COVID because on Monday it’s time for the whole office holiday party gift exchange. It’s one of those stupid white elephant things and employees get a whole […]

Christmas by snarkyinthesuburbsDec 13, 202310:01 amJanuary 3, 2024
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Christmas Classics that Need An Update

Every year as a way to gear up for the holiday frenzy I start going through all of my Christmas cookbooks and decorating magazines for seasonal inspiration. This year though the books prompted some contemplation […]

Dear Snarky by snarkyinthesuburbsDec 10, 20231:26 pmDecember 15, 2025
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Dear Snarky – The Christmas Tyrant

My family has a tradition of always catering to my stepmother’s wishes and we always go to her house for Christmas Eve dinner and back Christmas morning for breakfast.   This along with visiting my […]

Christmas by snarkyinthesuburbsDec 8, 202310:25 amJanuary 3, 2024
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Holiday Memories That Got on the “Banned Family Activity List”

We’ve reached that time of year when I start my annual fretting about if I should finally make the switch to an artificial Christmas tree. My husband has been gently nudging me in that direction […]

Dear Snarky by snarkyinthesuburbsDec 7, 202311:33 amJanuary 3, 2024
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Dear Snarky – I Didn’t Say “I Do” To this Wedding Bill

Dear Snarky, I’m freaking out! I recently got married and I just got a bill from our wedding planner for $3,500. I’m shocked because the wedding planner is my husband’s cousin and my now mother-in-law […]

Dear Snarky by snarkyinthesuburbsDec 1, 20239:25 amDecember 8, 2023
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Dear Snarky – Peace On Earth

Dear Snarky, Every year at Thanksgiving we ask my mother and father-in-law what they would like for Christmas. My father-in-law always says something golf related but the mother-in-law pulls the I don’t want anything but […]

Dear Snarky by snarkyinthesuburbsNov 22, 20238:51 amDecember 8, 2023
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Dear Snarky-Wedding Shakedown

Dear Snarky, I’m getting married on Saturday December 23 at my fiancé’s church. It is a beautiful old church and the Christmas decorations are gorgeous.  My problem is my future mother-in-law who is a longtime […]

Thanksgiving Dinner by snarkyinthesuburbsNov 21, 20239:20 amDecember 8, 2023
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Giving Thanksgiving the Bird 🦃

How can I love Thanksgiving and yet hate the turkey part of the meal? It’s not even that I don’t like to eat turkey. I do. I enjoy a turkey sandwich but only if it’s […]

Weddings by snarkyinthesuburbsNov 15, 20239:51 amDecember 8, 2023
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Dear Snarky – Wedding Invitation Nightmare

Dear Snarky, I’m in a panic. I’m getting married January 6 and my mother mailed my wedding invitations out almost three weeks ago. The problem is my future mother-in-law told me that most of the people […]

Dear Snarky by snarkyinthesuburbsNov 10, 202310:32 amNovember 15, 2023
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Dear Snarky – The Know it All & The Family Vacation

Dear Snarky, Several years ago, my mother-in-law died tragically from cancer. The entire family rallied around my father-in -law.  Two years later Dad decided to seek out companionship and began dating – we all supported […]

Vacations by snarkyinthesuburbsNov 9, 202310:54 amNovember 15, 2023
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Bear Palooza

I’m thrilled to report that I survived my vacation to Lake Tahoe. And by survived, I mean I did not get sideways with any bears. Now, that’s not to say I didn’t see any bears […]

Thanksgiving by snarkyinthesuburbsNov 7, 202310:42 amNovember 15, 2023
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Let the Eating Commence

I’m so excited that November is here. Mainly because it’s now socially or I guess seasonably acceptable for me to make some of my favorite food. For example, if I made a pumpkin pie in […]

Dear Snarky by snarkyinthesuburbsOct 31, 20239:05 amNovember 9, 2023
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Dear Snarky – My Ex-Step Grandmother Is Harassing Me

Hi Snarky, I am 16 years old and have a step grandmother that came into my life when I was 5. Ever since she has been in my life she has overwhelmed me and gotten […]

by snarkyinthesuburbsOct 30, 202311:24 amNovember 9, 2023
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I Worry Nature Is Out to Get Me

I’m currently living in fear of my upcoming vacation. This is because I’m scared of nature. As in the animals that inhabit nature. My husband and I are headed to Lake Tahoe where I’ll be […]

mean friend by snarkyinthesuburbsOct 29, 20233:49 pmNovember 9, 2023
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Dear Snarky – 🍎Bad Apples & The Baby Shower

Dear Snarky My daughter and her new husband are expecting their first baby and everyone is thrilled. My daughter has a job she loves but there are two bad apples that are making things horrible […]

pillows by snarkyinthesuburbsOct 27, 202310:12 amOctober 30, 2023
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Pillow Talk

There are many problems that come up during the course of a marriage. Some big, some small and some that never get resolved because neither partner wants to compromise. My husband and I have one […]

halloween costumes by snarkyinthesuburbsOct 26, 202310:32 amOctober 30, 2023
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“Suggested” Party Attire Has Gone Off the Rails

A friend of mine recently got an invitation to a Halloween party and it’s – wait for it – a “Victorian Creatures of the Night” costume theme.” Ugh.  She told me that she’s almost certain […]

Dear Snarky by snarkyinthesuburbsOct 13, 202311:28 amOctober 30, 2023
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Dear Snarky – My Mom Ghosted my Wedding

Dear Snarky, My mother ruined my wedding because she left the wedding. Like she just up and disappeared when my bridesmaids and I were all getting dressed. It took me awhile to figure out she […]

Halloween by snarkyinthesuburbsOct 10, 202310:55 amOctober 30, 2023
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Welcome to the Month of Halloween 🎃

It’s October or as I like to call it the month of Halloween. The fact that Halloween is now the second biggest commercial holiday in the US, as in last year according to the National […]

Dear Snarky by snarkyinthesuburbsOct 4, 20239:37 amOctober 10, 2023
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Dear Snarky – The Cabin In The Woods

Dear Snarky, Last Christmas, our family decided to take a vacation to a cabin over Easter weekend. Ten days before the trip, my sister mentioned she was bringing her new boyfriend and that my sister-in-law had […]

Dear Snarky by snarkyinthesuburbsSep 29, 202310:42 amOctober 10, 2023
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Dear Snarky – My Grandmother Ruined My Wedding Gown Shopping

Dear Snarky, I’m getting married next year and my grandmother told me she wants to buy my bridal gown for me. My mom and I were surprised because my grandmother is what my mom calls […]

cleaning spree by snarkyinthesuburbsSep 27, 202311:44 amOctober 10, 2023
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My Latest Worry – Olfactory Fatigue

Those of you who have been reading my blog for a while know that my hobby/avocation is worrying. I sincerely believe I have a talent for it and that worrying could be my “gift.” Well, […]

Killer Dance Mom by snarkyinthesuburbsSep 26, 20233:53 pmOctober 10, 2023
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Dear Snarky – Thanksgiving Drama Two Months Early

Dear Snarky, I need your help in getting out of going to my brother and sister-in-law’s house for Thanksgiving. Just out of the blue my sister-in-law sent the entire family a text message that she […]

Family Drama by snarkyinthesuburbsSep 21, 20233:49 pmOctober 30, 2023
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Dear Snarky – Brother-in-Law Problems

Dear Snarky, I need some advice. For the past 10ish years, my brother-in-law has said and done many hurtful and (in my opinion, very rude) things to me.  I am so frustrated and exasperated with […]

College football by snarkyinthesuburbsSep 20, 20239:44 amSeptember 26, 2023
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There Goes My Saturdays 

It was the loveliest of respites. My home for months had been free of a whirling dervish of emotional turmoil where a spouse’s mood can go from jubilant elation to anger and then dive into […]

Dear Snarky by snarkyinthesuburbsSep 14, 202310:02 amSeptember 26, 2023
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Dear Snarky – A Yoga Fart Cloud is Hurting My Business

Dear Snarky, I need your help with a very unique problem. I recently opened my own yoga studio after years of working for another studio in town. My employer didn’t take my departure very well […]

iPhone by snarkyinthesuburbsSep 12, 202310:43 amSeptember 26, 2023
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Lost and All Alone Without My Phone

It’s truly amazing to me how quickly we’ve all adapted to being in a true love forever relationship with our cell phones. As in we can’t bear to be apart. We must know where our […]

Family Drama by snarkyinthesuburbsSep 7, 202312:49 pmSeptember 26, 2023
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Dear Snarky – The Sister Guilt Trip

Dear Snarky, This past weekend my siblings and I had a family meeting about my sister. I’m one of four sisters. (I’m the youngest at 48.) Our middle sister has always been a nightmare (not […]

Fall by snarkyinthesuburbsSep 5, 202311:18 amSeptember 7, 2023
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High Waisted Pants – Just Why?

It’s the time of year where summer is supposed to be over but you’re still being seared alive by the sun. Now I do realize that the autumnal equinox isn’t until September 23 but my […]

Dear Snarky by snarkyinthesuburbsAug 31, 20231:27 pmSeptember 7, 2023
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Dear Snarky – My Mom Told Me I’m “Too Fat” To Be in the Family Holiday Card

Dear Snarky I’m stupidly devastated by the stunt my mom pulled. I say stupidly because I don’t know why I’m surprised because she has been hurting me for a long time with her behavior. I’m […]

DIY by snarkyinthesuburbsAug 29, 20239:50 amSeptember 7, 2023
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A Window and Wasp Adventure

You know the saying “insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results.” Well, if that adage is true then I’m 100 percent insane. I say this because I recently ventured back […]

Disneyworld by snarkyinthesuburbsAug 22, 202310:49 amSeptember 7, 2023
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My Questionable “Greatest Achievements.”

Because the internet gods hate me, I’ve been getting emails from a company that’s selling virtual training on how to become a “real writer.” (Currently hoping my newspaper editor didn’t sign me up for this.) […]

Bridezilla by snarkyinthesuburbsAug 16, 20239:35 amSeptember 7, 2023
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Dear Snarky – My Bridesmaid Had a Major Glow Up and Now I Don’t Want Her In My Wedding

Dear Snarky, I’m writing you because I’m too embarrassed to actually share this thought with anyone I know. But I think I’m being a bit of a bridezilla. 18 months ago I asked one my […]

Life story by snarkyinthesuburbsAug 15, 202310:58 amSeptember 7, 2023
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My Life Needs the “Power of Oxi”

I love to talk. Basically, it’s my one true gift. This is why when I had to decide what to do with my life in regard to college majors there weren’t exactly a bevy of […]

Dear Snarky by snarkyinthesuburbsAug 10, 20239:52 amAugust 17, 2023
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Dear Snarky – I’ve Got Debutante Problems

Dear Snarky, I have a huge decision to make. Due to the behavior of my ex-husband my daughter’s debutante season is in question. Three weeks ago I sent him a text him asking what the […]

Aging by snarkyinthesuburbsAug 9, 202311:09 amAugust 17, 2023
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Embracing the Frump

I’m a frump. Well, I’m not actually a frump or at least in Kansas City I feel frump free. But once I get off a plane in Orange County, California I’m definitely giving off frump […]

summer heat wave by snarkyinthesuburbsAug 3, 202311:53 amAugust 17, 2023
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Getting Out of a Summer Funk

I’ve been suffering from summer seasonal depression. When the thermometer hits triple digits and the humidity is so thick you feel like you’re being suffocated by a Wooly Mammoth covered in mayonnaise it’s time for […]

Mother in Law Drama by snarkyinthesuburbsJul 26, 202312:34 pmAugust 9, 2023
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Dear Snarky – My New Mother-in-Law Invited My Ex-Husband to my Wedding

Dear Snarky, I’m still reeling over what happened at my wedding. I’m a 36-year-old divorced woman with two children. I recently got married for a second time to a wonderful man. The problem I’m having […]

College dorm roommate by snarkyinthesuburbsJul 13, 202311:19 amAugust 9, 2023
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Dorm Room Make Over Drama

Dear Snarky, I’m in a difficult situation and I really need some advice. My daughter is headed to an in-state university (not a bougie college) next month. She has a roommate that she sort of […]

Killer Dance Mom by snarkyinthesuburbsJul 11, 202310:30 amJuly 26, 2023
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A Retired Dance Mom Revisits Her Past

I’ve had a lot of different jobs in my life and some I excelled at others, well, let’s just say they didn’t exactly fit my talents. One job, and I do mean job, I totally […]

Vacations by snarkyinthesuburbsJul 5, 20233:45 pmJuly 11, 2023
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Killer Vacations 

I’ve been thinking a lot about the vacations I’ve taken over the years and I’ve come to a shocking conclusion. My family has been trying to kill me.  I’m actually stunned it’s taken me this […]

Uncategorized by snarkyinthesuburbsJun 27, 202311:44 amJuly 11, 2023
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Poolside Confessions

I just got done lounging at my local swimming pool where I engaged in some serious people watching. Because I’ve reached the age where my life wisdom cup runneth over I had to resist the […]

Weddings by snarkyinthesuburbsJun 22, 202311:02 amJuly 11, 2023
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Dear Snarky – My Daughter Was Abandoned By Her Husband on Her Honeymoon

Dear Snarky, I’m so angry and sad for my daughter right now I don’t know what to do next. She got married three weeks ago and had just the most beautiful wedding. It was a […]

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