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Four Seasons of Snarky by snarkyinthesuburbsOct 11, 20222:34 pmOctober 20, 2022
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Going Deep On Friendships

Do you think about friendships often? I don’t. I think about my friends but the larger concept of friendships in general isn’t something I give much thought to. Until recently when I was asked to […]

Dear Snarky by snarkyinthesuburbsOct 5, 20222:41 pmOctober 11, 2022
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Dear Snarky – My Parent Teacher Conference Was a Shit Show

Dear Snarky, I’m about to lose my f’ing mind with the high school my son attends. Last week was parent/teacher conferences. My son (an honors student, athlete, on the student council etc) is struggling in […]

Four Seasons of Snarky by snarkyinthesuburbsOct 4, 20227:30 pmOctober 5, 2022
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Four Seasons of Snarky

Snarky friends, I have some exciting news. Today I’m releasing a new book called “Four Seasons of Snarky.” It’s a compilation of some of my all-time favorite blog posts. If you have read all of my […]

Dear Snarky by snarkyinthesuburbsSep 27, 202212:41 pmOctober 5, 2022
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Dear Snarky – Do I Need to Ban My Mother-in-Law From My Daughter’s Life?

Dear Snarky, I’m afraid I’ve caused a family rift and I’m feeling a little bit sorry, not sorry about it. The rift is with my mother-in-law. My husband and I have a seven-year-old daughter and […]

Dear Snarky by snarkyinthesuburbsSep 22, 20225:08 pmSeptember 29, 2022
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Dear Snarky – Bitchy Bridesmaid Alert

Dear Snarky, I think I could be in the middle of a Bridezilla situation. I’m one of four bridesmaids in a very good friend’s wedding. The friend getting married is in her mid 30s and […]

Disneyland by snarkyinthesuburbsSep 20, 202210:19 amSeptember 21, 2022
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When You’re the Biggest Fan of a Fan

This is a story about love and loss. Never mind that it all happened within a four-hour time period. It was still an emotional event in my life. It all started at the happiest place on […]

School Drop Off by snarkyinthesuburbsSep 15, 20221:09 pmSeptember 21, 2022
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School Drop Off Aggravation is Timeless 

I haven’t dropped a kid off at school in more than five years but I remember the agony. Trust me nothing can ruin your morning like a frustrating school drop off.   You can always […]

Dear Snarky by snarkyinthesuburbsSep 8, 20222:35 pmSeptember 15, 2022
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Dear Snarky – My Daughter Asked Me to Spy on Her Husband and Now She’s Blaming Me For Her Bad Marriage

Dear Snarky I’m in the middle of a huge fight with my daughter and it’s making me so sad. A couple of months ago my daughter (she’s 28) suspected that her husband was cheating on […]

summer heat wave by snarkyinthesuburbsSep 6, 202210:38 amSeptember 8, 2022
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Saying No To An Endless Summer

I know summer isn’t officially over. As in the autumnal equinox has yet to arrive. But for me when the pools close that means it’s fall. Never mind that my air conditioner is still running […]

Dear Snarky by snarkyinthesuburbsSep 1, 20223:26 pmSeptember 8, 2022
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Dear Snarky – My Sister is Literally Making My Wedding All About Her

Dear Snarky, I feel like my sister is stealing my joy. I’m three months away from getting married and she has attempted to not only make herself the center of attention but to actually make […]

Air Travel by snarkyinthesuburbsAug 30, 20222:19 pmSeptember 8, 2022
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Is Exhaustion Our New Normal?

We are a battered and exhausted populace. I say this after taking eight plane trips in the past month. I believe there’s nothing like air travel to gauge the emotional health of our nation. If […]

Dear Snarky by snarkyinthesuburbsAug 25, 20225:30 pmAugust 28, 2022
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Dear Snarky – My Daughter’s Dorm Roommate’s Mother Has Moved in

Dear Snarky, I’m very confused and upset over a situation my daughter is going through. She’s a freshman in college and is living in the dorm with one roommate. Both my daughter and her roommate […]

advice by snarkyinthesuburbsAug 23, 202211:06 amAugust 28, 2022
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Work Advice From a Boomer – Wait, I Meant Gen X’er

One of my favorite things to do in the whole wide world is give advice. If I can give advice while drinking an icy McDonald’s Diet Coke well then consider me in my happy place. […]

Back to school by snarkyinthesuburbsAug 16, 20223:44 pmAugust 28, 2022
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This Mom Got Called Out of Retirement

For the first time in two decades, I’m not experiencing a back-to-school moment. My last child graduated college in the spring and this means August is just another month for me. There’s no buying of […]

Dear Snarky by snarkyinthesuburbsAug 11, 202210:51 amAugust 28, 2022
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Dear Snarky – Oops, a Former Sexting Relationship is Coming Back to Haunt Me

Dear Snarky, I think I might need to quit my job. I don’t want to because I love my job and the pay and benefits are really good but some stuff has happened that’s making […]

Snoring spouse by snarkyinthesuburbsAug 9, 20229:11 amAugust 28, 2022
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Come One, Come All To the Man & Dog Snoring Symphony

It had to eventually happen. My dog and my husband have joined forces to drive me crazy. I don’t know why I’m the least bit surprised by this because my family has a rich tradition of […]

Dear Snarky by snarkyinthesuburbsAug 4, 20223:51 pmAugust 9, 2022
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Dear Snarky – I Was Gaslighted On My Vacay

Dear Snarky, Families suck! I just got back from what I thought was a great and successful vacation with my brother and his family. We aren’t that close and recently out of the blue he […]

Vacations by snarkyinthesuburbsAug 2, 202211:12 amAugust 4, 2022
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That Time On Vacation When Your Husband Says You Look Like Paddington Bear

Vacations are fabulous but just because you’re getting some rest and relaxation doesn’t mean some harsh truths won’t work their way into your trip. During one four-hour period last week at a Lake Tahoe beach […]

Empty - the book by snarkyinthesuburbsAug 1, 20225:43 pmAugust 1, 2022
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Breaking Snarky News🥳

🎉BIG NEWS here in Snarky Town – the EMPTY audiobook is here!!! For those of you that have been waiting for the audiobook all I have to say is that you’re in for a treat. […]

summer vacations by snarkyinthesuburbsJul 26, 202210:50 amAugust 1, 2022
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Help Me Before I Over Pack Again!

I’m looking at a suitcase and I’m feeling a little panicked. It’s a carry-on size piece of luggage that’s fueling my anxiety. It’s also causing me to grapple with a real-life word problem.  “If a […]

The joy of being alone by snarkyinthesuburbsJul 19, 202210:59 amJuly 31, 2022
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Shh, I’m Alone

I’m hearing a strange quiet sound in my house. It’s a little eerie because it’s been a long time since I’ve experienced an environment free of the noise of Zooms and the siren song of […]

Jealous friend is getting married by snarkyinthesuburbsJul 14, 202212:35 pmJuly 19, 2022
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Dear Snarky – I Think MY BFF’s Fiancé Has a Thing For Me

Dear Snarky, I’m worried about my best friend’s recent engagement. I have known the guy my friend is now engaged to since college. I always got the vibe he liked me but I never pursued […]

Golfing by snarkyinthesuburbsJul 12, 20221:13 pmJuly 14, 2022
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When Your Golf Name is “Sherry Shanks”

What year is it and what’s happening to me? Did I time travel to Texas in the 1980s?  It certainly feels like it or at least it did last Saturday. This is because I found […]

Dear Snarky by snarkyinthesuburbsJul 7, 20222:25 pmJuly 12, 2022
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Dear Snarky – My Cousin Violated Our Family Privacy for TikTok Fame

Dear Snarky, I don’t think I’ve ever been so angry at a family member. My grandparents have a lake house that the entire extended family uses so in the summer we are all together a […]

fitted sheets by snarkyinthesuburbsJul 5, 202211:31 amJuly 12, 2022
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FItted Sheet Domination

Do you ever feel like you’re woefully undereducated? I’m not talking about book smarts but everyday knowledge. A kind of news you can use proficiency. I’ve recently been slightly freaked out that there’s a lot […]

Disney World by snarkyinthesuburbsJul 2, 20222:23 pmJuly 4, 2022
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Seventeen Hours at Disney World

I’ve seen the end of times. It’s Disney World in the summer. Oh, I know right now some of you are thinking, “Hey, you big idiot don’t you know better than to go to Orlando […]

Dear Snarky by snarkyinthesuburbsJun 30, 202212:17 pmFebruary 4, 2023
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Dear Snarky – My Friends Are Hating On My New Boyfriend

Dear Snarky, I’m very disappointed that my friends aren’t supporting my new relationship. I have been there for all my girlfriends during good times and bad and now when I’m so happy all I’ve been […]

Sienna Minivan by snarkyinthesuburbsJun 28, 202211:26 amJune 30, 2022
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I Have a Weirdo Attachment to Cars and Computers

I know a lot of people are extremely attached to inanimate objects. Just look at almost anyone’s basement. I’ve tried to purge mine, but it’s still not exactly an organizational triumph.   Then there’s the […]

OnlyFans by snarkyinthesuburbsJun 23, 20222:47 pmJune 29, 2023
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Dear Snarky – I Found Out My Mom Has an OnlyFans Account

Dear Snarky, My mother is ruining our family and embarrassing all of us and she doesn’t seem to care. It started a year ago when my parent’s got divorced. My mother had been depressed for […]

summer heat wave by snarkyinthesuburbsJun 20, 20221:02 pmJune 21, 2022
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My Hot Girl Summer Isn’t Going Well

Before you say anything just know that I know I wrote about this topic a mere month ago. But it seems I have an obsession and it’s me staying terminally cranky about being hot. As […]

Graduation Parties by snarkyinthesuburbsJun 16, 202211:43 amJune 20, 2022
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Dear Snarky – There Was Gift Card Thievery At a Grad Party

Dear Snarky, I’m in a situation that has gone from bad to worse and I need some guidance. My daughter recently had a large joint high school graduation party (it was come and go) with […]

Weddings by snarkyinthesuburbsJun 14, 202210:43 amJune 20, 2022
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Saying I Don’t to Expensive I Do’s

Did you know the average wedding – key word here is average – costs almost thirty grand?  This means I was freaking genius when I started telling my daughter at a very early age that […]

Teachers by snarkyinthesuburbsJun 7, 20221:51 pmJune 14, 2022
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Teachable Moments

I have never wanted to be a teacher. Mainly because I knew I had zero talent and aptitude for that very important job. Nothing brought home the accuracy of that statement like having children of my own when […]

Weddings by snarkyinthesuburbsJun 2, 20222:02 pmJune 14, 2022
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Dear Snarky – I Was Scammed By My Maid of Honor and Her Brother

Dear Snarky, I am devastated! I got married two weeks ago and have just found out that due to a huge photographer error none of my wedding pictures came out!!! I used my maid of […]

Empty - the book by snarkyinthesuburbsJun 1, 20223:38 pmJune 2, 2022
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I Have a New Book Out!

🎉Hip, hip, hooray my new book Empty has been released in ebook and paperback!!!  I’m excited and also very nervous. Why am I nervous you ask? Well, it’s because this book is a departure from […]

graduation by snarkyinthesuburbsMay 31, 20223:40 pmJune 1, 2022
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I’ve Graduated From Having Kids in College

I’ve reached a significant parenting milestone. After eight years of having at least one child in college I’m done. That’s right – all my kids have officially graduated. The joy this brings knows no bounds.  […]

Dear Snarky by snarkyinthesuburbsMay 26, 20221:38 pmApril 17, 2023
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Dear Snarky – My Sister Stole My Identity

Dear Snarky,  I’m in shock over what my sister has done to my life. Six months ago I found out that someone had opened a bunch of credit cards (14 to be exact) in my […]

dreading summer by snarkyinthesuburbsMay 18, 202210:31 amMay 27, 2022
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I’m a Hot Mess

I hate summer. There I said it and I don’t feel ashamed for admitting it. Yes, I’m fully aware that it’s not officially summer yet but we’ve certainly had a couple of days that felt […]

summer reading logs by snarkyinthesuburbsMay 10, 20221:21 pmMay 18, 2022
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How to Suck the Joy Out of Reading

I have a love/hate relationship with social media but one thing it’s definitely good at is mining old memories. Recently when I was scrolling through my news feed I saw something about school reading logs and […]

body shaming by snarkyinthesuburbsMay 3, 202210:03 amMay 5, 2022
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The Ritual of Female Body Shaming

Why do women hate themselves? I’ve asked myself this question many times over the years. This is because it doesn’t seem to matter how old I am I still find myself enduring what I’m going […]

pandemic by snarkyinthesuburbsApr 26, 202211:44 amApril 28, 2022
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Refusing to Get Agitated 

Something unprecedented has happened to me. I actually have an element of Zen in my life. Okay, Zen might be overstating it just a tad, but I do find myself possessing more patience that’s topped […]

High School graduation by snarkyinthesuburbsApr 19, 20222:31 pmApril 28, 2022
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The Joy of No Longer Having a Child in High School

Currently my social media news feeds are resplendent with something called “Senior Sunday.” Just to be clear this is not a salute to grandparents or anyone eligible for Medicare. So, if you’re 65 and older […]

Dear Snarky by snarkyinthesuburbsApr 13, 20221:07 pmApril 16, 2022
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Dear Snarky – Our Toxic Mom Wants Us to Take Care of Her

Dear Snarky, I’m the youngest of three (I’m 40) and our mother has recently attempted to worm her way back into our lives. Since our dad divorced our mom when I was six all of […]

Snackwell cookies by snarkyinthesuburbsApr 12, 202212:45 pmApril 16, 2022
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I Pity My Brain

 Do you ever feel sorry for your brain? I do. Just think about all the worthless stuff you ponder that your brain has to process. Granted, if I was brilliant my brain would probably be […]

Birthday Party by snarkyinthesuburbsApr 5, 202210:10 amApril 12, 2022
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The Best Birthday Starts with Buttercream

 I’ve just had a birthday and it was no big deal, which is exactly how I like my birthdays. A little shopping and a classic white cake with buttercream frosting that has ginormous icing roses […]

Hoarding by snarkyinthesuburbsMar 29, 202211:38 amMarch 31, 2022
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Getting Down and Dirty With Spring

It’s spring. I would say “yay spring” but all this means is that we’re in for some very special mood swings from Mother Nature. You know the drill – ski jackets one day and shorts […]

Dear Snarky by snarkyinthesuburbsMar 24, 202210:28 amMarch 29, 2022
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Dear Snarky – Why Duct Tape Shouldn’t Be Used for Estate Planning

Dear Snarky, My mother recently died and over the years she told us what pieces of furniture, silver etc that she would like for each of her three daughters to have. My mother was an […]

Spring Break by snarkyinthesuburbsMar 22, 202212:19 pmMarch 23, 2022
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I Could Teach a Master Class in Worrying

I’m a world class worrier. That doesn’t mean I’m a half glass empty kind of gal. I consider myself an optimistic person who also believes that if you don’t plan for the worst while hoping […]

libraries by snarkyinthesuburbsMar 16, 202212:31 pmMarch 23, 2022
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Library Love

If I want to take a deep dive into my emotional state during any time period all I need to do is look at what I was reading. For instance, during the first year of […]

Dear Snarky by snarkyinthesuburbsMar 10, 202211:32 amApril 18, 2023
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Dear Snarky – Post Wedding Bridesmaid Dress Drama

Dear Snarky, My greedy bridesmaids have really hurt my feelings. I had a beautiful wedding on February 12 and because I didn’t want to be a bridezilla I paid for each bridesmaid’s dress. It was […]

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