My wedding anniversary is coming up and I was doing some reminiscing when I realized a harsh truth. I think I was a bridezilla. This thought was very upsetting to me because for years I […]
Category: Weddings
It’s True Confession Time
I love a good confession. Most especially if it’s not me making it. If someone tells me they want, or better yet, need to confess something I’m all ears. As in immediately the confession will […]
Dear Snarky – My Relatives Hijacked My Wedding Photos
Dear Snarky, I recently got married and it was an amazing wedding. The only thing that pissed me off is that almost every single one of my relatives at different times hijacked the wedding photographer […]
Dear Snarky – I Found Out I Was a Seat Filler On a Wedding Guest List
Dear Snarky, I recently found out that I was at the bottom of a family member’s wedding invitation list and I’m kind of pissed and it’s not for the reason you think. A good eight […]
Dear Snarky – My Wedding Gown Is MIA
Dear Snarky, A year ago, my future mother in law pressured me to go to her sister’s bridal shop for my wedding gown. I didn’t really want to do this because I had already found […]
The Bad Dad, Homewrecker Barbie & the Hysterical Bride
Dear Snarky, I’m having a huge issue with my daughter’s wedding and I need advice from a woman my age who seems a little kick assy and I think that’s you. My daughter is getting […]
Dear Snarky – I Didn’t Say “I Do” To this Wedding Bill
Dear Snarky, I’m freaking out! I recently got married and I just got a bill from our wedding planner for $3,500. I’m shocked because the wedding planner is my husband’s cousin and my now mother-in-law […]
Dear Snarky – Wedding Invitation Nightmare
Dear Snarky, I’m in a panic. I’m getting married January 6 and my mother mailed my wedding invitations out almost three weeks ago. The problem is my future mother-in-law told me that most of the people […]
Dear Snarky – My Mom Ghosted my Wedding
Dear Snarky, My mother ruined my wedding because she left the wedding. Like she just up and disappeared when my bridesmaids and I were all getting dressed. It took me awhile to figure out she […]
Dear Snarky – My Daughter Was Abandoned By Her Husband on Her Honeymoon
Dear Snarky, I’m so angry and sad for my daughter right now I don’t know what to do next. She got married three weeks ago and had just the most beautiful wedding. It was a […]
Dear Snarky – Bitchy Bridesmaid Alert
Dear Snarky, I think I could be in the middle of a Bridezilla situation. I’m one of four bridesmaids in a very good friend’s wedding. The friend getting married is in her mid 30s and […]
Saying I Don’t to Expensive I Do’s
Did you know the average wedding – key word here is average – costs almost thirty grand? This means I was freaking genius when I started telling my daughter at a very early age that […]
Dear Snarky – I Was Scammed By My Maid of Honor and Her Brother
Dear Snarky, I am devastated! I got married two weeks ago and have just found out that due to a huge photographer error none of my wedding pictures came out!!! I used my maid of […]
Dear Snarky – My Mom is trying to be the Center of Attention at my Wedding
Dear Snarky, I’m getting married over the Labor Day weekend and I hope I don’t dis-invite my mother to the wedding. She’s gone mother of the bride bridezillla. It started with her insisting that she […]
Take A Guess What The “Average” Wedding Costs
I’m lucky to be alive. A couple of days ago I thought, for sure, I was about surrender my mortal coil. I was driving on I-35 and came this close to death. It was totally […]
Dear Snarky – My Friend is Marrying “Mr. No F’ing Fun”
Dear Snarky I’m one of six bridesmaids in a longtime friend’s wedding and half of us feel like we need to do an intervention because we feel like our friend is settling in her choice […]
My Vow Renewal
I’m the type of girl who can’t sit through a Nicholas Sparks movie because my constant eye rolling at the smoochie face characters gives me a headache and any jewelry commercial is hive inducing. This […]
Dear Snarky – The Mother of the Bride Keeps Wearing Her Old Wedding Dress
Dear Snarky, My beautiful daughter is engaged and recently I went with her to her soon to be sister-in-laws bridesmaids luncheon and I’m still having problems picking my jaw up from the floor! At the […]
Bridezilla – May I Slap You Now or Would You Care to Wait Until After the Reception?
It has been a very long time since I’ve been behind-the-scenes at a wedding. It’s even been a couple of years since I’ve attended a wedding. I’m old enough to have stopped getting invited to […]
Snarky in the Suburbs 