If you’ve ever been curious as to what those people who post political rants all the time on social media are doing in their spare – non hysterical the world is going to end if […]
Month: July 2016
Dear Snarky – Pissed Off About a Pool Pee Prank
Dear Snarky, My brother pulled a prank that turned ugly. He has a pool and always jokes that my family never seems to use the bathroom at his house while swimming. Last weekend, during a large […]
You Know You Live In Deep Suburbia . . .
You know you live in deep suburbia when your lawn gets a report card more in-depth and extensive than your children have ever received from any of their schools. My yard apparently is a C […]
Dear Snarky – Pokemon Go Away
Dear Snarky, I have a friend who is now calling me a stalker. We both have boys who are 9 and do a lot together. A couple of days ago I texted her about taking […]
Are You Suffering From FOKMO?
Because, I guess, I’ve made a career out of complaining (proving the adage that everybody is good at something) friends, random strangers, and Target employees quite frequently enjoy sharing their latest outrage with me. It […]
Dear Snarky – Did I Ruin a Wedding By Not Sharing My Hook Up History With the Bride?
Dear Snarky, I have recently been accused of ruining a wedding. I am/was a friend of both the bride and groom and during the reception the very drunk best man gave a toast where he […]
Random Thoughts On the Interstate
I’ve spent a lot of time in my car lately driving our country’s interstates and because my 23 hour book on CD turned out to be a dud I was forced to listen to the […]
Dear Snarky – My Friend is Marrying “Mr. No F’ing Fun”
Dear Snarky I’m one of six bridesmaids in a longtime friend’s wedding and half of us feel like we need to do an intervention because we feel like our friend is settling in her choice […]
Lifeguarding: Tank Suit + Whistle = TLF
This summer represents a milestone for me. No, it’s not that I’m finally throwing caution, decorum and my cellulite to the wind and going to the Schlitterbahn water park without wearing a swim skirt, but […]
Dear Snarky – Disney Dumb Asses
Dear Snarky, I’m in the middle of a family feud and it’s all because of a Disney World vacation. Recently, we had a family reunion at Disney and it turned into a nightmare. My cousins […]
Snarky in the Suburbs 