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P.T.A., Parenting
by snarkyinthesuburbsApril 5, 20118:46 pmFebruary 26, 2013

The School Newsletter I Would Like to Read

I’ve been in the elementary school trenches for a decade and counting.  Out of those ten years, eight have been spent on some kind of Parent Teacher board and three of those years I was the idiot conned into writing the school newsletter. Here, my friends, is a copy of a school newsletter  I would really like to read. It’s 3 pages of elementary school updates, the P.T.A. President’s Letter and, of course, more fundraising opportunities for parents. I’ve used my old newsletter template to create this edition of Snarky Goes To School. Click here to read.

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  1. 1
    Catherine on April 6, 2011 at 11:03 am
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    Awesome! However, unlike most school newsletters, you consistently used correct spelling, punctuation and grammar.

    • 2
      snarkyinthesuburbs on April 6, 2011 at 11:15 am
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      Well, that might be a first for me. Thanks!

  2. 3
    Erin on April 6, 2011 at 4:17 pm
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    Hahahaha loved it! if only all news letters were as entertaining to read

  3. 4
    Heather on April 7, 2011 at 10:35 am
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    As a 6-year veteran HSA newsletter reporter/editor/photographer – LOVED it!!!

  4. 5
    Kim on April 8, 2011 at 10:03 am
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    Superb! You captured everything in our school newsletter I think! Don’t they all sound the same? What a wonderful year, yada, yada, yada. I love the knowledge seminar in Vegas!!

  5. 6
    momonthedge on April 12, 2011 at 12:39 pm
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    love it! If you were our PTA president, I might actually be active in the PTA.

  6. 7
    Diana on April 12, 2011 at 3:25 pm
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    OK, folks, how’s this? Instead of a Girls’ Night Out, we have a Girls’ WEEK Out, of all Snarky fans, in Vegas? Snarky can be our guest speaker, cause God knows she needs a vacation. We’re just going to need to do a few small fundraisers…

    • 8
      snarkyinthesuburbs on April 12, 2011 at 3:32 pm
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      Vajazzles for Vegas here we come!!!!!

  7. 9
    Karin McCarthy-Lange on May 27, 2011 at 9:52 pm
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    I just sent this link to our incoming HSA president. Thought she might like some ideas for next year.

  8. 10
    D on February 26, 2013 at 3:24 pm
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    I tried to read this and got an error message : Error: IO Error reading document. I was sooo looking forward to reading your newsletter Magic

    • 11
      snarkyinthesuburbs on February 26, 2013 at 6:12 pm
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      Hmm, Let me look into that. I may have to repost it. Thanks for the heads up.

  9. 12
    yabaald on May 17, 2014 at 12:42 pm
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    I WISH our newsletters were this entertaining. I’d actually read them. There are a few moms I’d like to send this to. You should see some of the (lack of) outfits choices. No dads volunteer in my hood. . And IF, a big IF, they do, they are there on their phones standing around. Thanks for the laugh!

  10. 13
    The PTA Lady on May 18, 2014 at 12:38 am
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    Oh please tell me you live in Washington State! We want to take you out to lunch and just listen to your wisdom. The Hummer and the BMW drivers at our school need you to set them straight.

    • 14
      snarkyinthesuburbs on May 18, 2014 at 1:59 pm
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      No PTA Lady, I do not live in your beautiful state but I am convinced we are all living the same lives. That said, if I am ever in your state I will hit you up for a lunch invite.

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