There’s been many times in my life where I feel like my children have tried to kill me. I vividly remember my first brush with death courtesy of one of my kids. It was when […]
Tag: Christmas gifts
Dear Snarky – The Christmas Tyrant
My family has a tradition of always catering to my stepmother’s wishes and we always go to her house for Christmas Eve dinner and back Christmas morning for breakfast. This along with visiting my […]
Dear Snarky – Peace On Earth
Dear Snarky, Every year at Thanksgiving we ask my mother and father-in-law what they would like for Christmas. My father-in-law always says something golf related but the mother-in-law pulls the I don’t want anything but […]
Repressed Memories of an Elf-less Christmas
I hate the “Elf on the Shelf.” Not dislike or harboring some discreet loathing but all out hate. Now with my youngest child being a sort of adult at 21 one would assume that my […]
Counting Steps While Going Deep on Smart Toasters
So, it’s come to this – I’m now obsessed with footsteps. Specifically, the number of steps I take every day. Yes, I know this is so early aughts the whole step counting thing. But my […]
Snarky in the Suburbs 