When a trip to Walmart results in deep thoughts about face creams and “jowl alerts.” I am not a grandma. It’s important for me to say this because I just got an ego beat down at […]
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The Dog Park
If I had to make a top 10 list of my favorite things in life my dogs would be on it. I know I should feel bad that one of my siblings wouldn’t make the […]
Hope and Change
Luckily, I don’t have a family that embarrasses easily. It could be because after years of living with me they’ve built up a resistance to your everyday, garden-variety mortification. But one thing that makes all […]
Black Friday – Part 2
As I approached the Walmart parking lot I grew concerned for mankind. Did I miss the celestial memo that the Rapture was near? It looked like God sent out a status update on Facebook telling […]
Snarky in the Suburbs 