I’m an older parent. As in when my first child was born AMA was written on my medical chart. This didn’t stand for the American Medical Association, which I think one would logically assume, but “Advanced […]
Tag: School projects
Empty Thoughts Laced With Cat Hair
I’m approaching my first full year as an official empty nester and by official, I mean no children coming home for school breaks or summers. My kids are gone, well they’re both still on my […]
I’m Still Suffering From School Project PTSD
I recently walked into a Michaels craft store and had a post-traumatic stress episode so intense I had to grab onto a shopping cart for support. Trust me, I don’t have anything against Michaels. What […]
For All The Moms Who Have Completed Their Elementary School Tour of Duty
I have my fair share of personality quirks. One of them is that I’m not very sentimental. For example, I didn’t need a box of Kleenex and waterproof mascara when my youngest child completed her elementary […]
Tusk, Tusk, Another Hyper Involved Parent
There are few things I dread more than a school project. I believe the diorama is evil and an instrument of Satan and my children’s science, history and invention fair entries have made me cry […]
Snarky in the Suburbs 