Yeah, I know summer is over and who cares about my latest waterpark adventure. But just wait. What I have to share is a cautionary tale. Oh, sure loads has been written about Schlitterbahn’s Verruckt. But […]
Category: Waterparks
The Quest For The Perfect Swimsuit
If you’re a woman in deep middle-age and enjoy shopping for a swimsuit then I doubt we could ever be friends. Our life experiences and view of the world would be so vastly different I […]
I Hate People – Part 3
I know I’ve complained repeatedly about my feelings regarding waterparks.(See 9 Much Needed Waterpark Improvements and Excuse Me There’s a Turd in the Wavepool.) A reasonable person would think that I had exhausted all my […]
8 Much Needed Waterpark Improvements
A Waterpark, at first glance, is all fun in the sun. You splash, you slide, you tube, you get cooled off. But anyone who has ever spent more than ten minutes at one knows that, […]
Excuse Me, But There’s a Turd In the Wave pool
I am officially waterlogged. I have spent ten days experiencing a moisture carnival. I have been swimming, floating, tubing, sliding, paddling and marinating in my own bodily juices until my skin has begun to take […]
Your Swimsuit Shopping Survival Guide
I have seen evil, my friends, and it is the 3 way mirror. Truly, an instrument of Satan designed to ravage and shred the self-esteem of any female over the age of 30. I can […]
Snarky in the Suburbs 