On occasion I like to open up my Snarky site to a guest blogger so they can share their thoughts. I was approached last week by a woman who thought I was incredibly unkind to […]
Category: Hot moms
The Reverse Stubing – Part 3
You’ll be relieved to know the whole me in disguise scenario was quickly abandoned. Nikki, diplomatically pointed out that my, “Personality was too unique to camouflage.” What she really meant was my fat ass, but […]
The Reverse Stubing – Part 2
I judge a person by two things. If they like dogs and television. If it’s a no to either of those then not only can we never be friends, but I really will never trust […]
The Reverse Stubing – Part 1
If you want to see ugly go to an elementary school spring style show. Relax, I’m not talking about the 7-year-old girls “modeling” adorable Easter dresses. I’m talking about the moms. You have two tiers of […]
Undercover Snarky – “The Game Is Afoot”
I wonder if the three flannel clad Seattle dudes that opened the coffee-house that would lead to Starbucks ever thought that their little bean store concept would become the morning hang out for every evil/hot […]
Parent Teacher Conference – By the Numbers
The Parent Teacher Conference is one you either look forward to because your seven-year-old little bundle of joy is reading at a college level thus providing you with the opportunity to sit back, sniff an […]
Does This Store Make My Butt Look Big?
You would think after suffering through four months of wearing a swimsuit I would be looking forward to shopping for clothing that covered up my body from abs to ankle. Sorry make that flab to […]
I Was A Cougar (for five hours)
Let me state that I, in no way, I’m a cougar. First, on the cougar scale of “hotness” I would be a three-legged cat with mange and a urinary tract infection. Secondly, I’m married which, […]
The Suburban Anthropologist’s Definitive Guide to the Elementary School Mother (Revised for 2013)
As another school year is beginning I would be remiss if I didn’t share this compelling research completed by my keen scientific mind (and by scientific I mean snarky). I consider myself one of the […]
Snarky in the Suburbs 