Top 10 Signs You’re Snarky

politifact-photos-ohio_top_1010) Conversation has been known to stop when you walk into a room.

9) “Go To” person for anyone having PTA, neighbor or coworker problems.

8) Believe revenge is a dish best served with a cupcake(s).

7) Pondering joining the S.A. (Snarky Anonymous) 12 Step Program geared towards people whose sarcasm just won’t quit.

6) Pot Stirring – For you it’s a lifestyle.

5)  Instead of Just Do it’s  Just Say It!

4) Thinking of trademarking your “Glare of Doom.”

3)  Convinced Snarkasm is a terrible thing to waste.

2)  Pride yourself on your ability to turn complaining into an art form.

1)  Getting Even never overrated!

Buy my book – Snarky in the Suburbs – Back to School – check it out on Amazon.  http://tinyurl.com/snarkybook

Here’s a little lookie loo: 

The Spring Creek Elementary School PTA board (a coven of Mean Moms dressed in Uggs, yoga pants, and dermal filler) is up to no good.  Wynn Butler (middle-aged, uncool, and not bringing sexy back) is determined to find out what’s going on. With help from her two kids, a Roomba vacuum turned mobile surveillance drone, and a few good friends, Wynn launches a covert investigation that leads to the “mother of all revenge capers” at the school’s annual Fall Festival.

 If you’ve ever fantasized about smoke bombing the idiot parent who has yet to master the fine art of the school drop-off lane, or standing up and shouting, “Liar, liar, Botox on fire” during a PTA meeting, then this delicious tale of payback is for you.

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7 thoughts on “Top 10 Signs You’re Snarky

  1. javaj240 says:

    Good luck with the book!

    Also, based on the fact that I have at least 9 of the 10 signs, I’ll need to know where the intervention is being held. LOL.

  2. alaycook says:

    We often call those outlying, picket fence, lawned provincess dysturbia — lived in Leawood for years, but soon realized Leahood was more to our liking. Best of luck with your new ventures!

  3. InOPBitch says:

    I also live in Johnson County and moved here from California. I’m a single Mom which, in JoCo is like having leprosy! I think I have the exact same Evil Moms and their Evil daughters at my kid’s high school. They have ruled with their up and down glares since elementary school….maybe it’s time to get Snarky!!

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