I like snow. Really, I do. It’s just that I have very specific requirements for snow. One, the snow must melt 48 hours after falling. I call this the “Snow Beautification” doctrine. (Note this doctrine […]
Tag: nature
Death Bed Confession
I’ve got a death bed. Note I’m not saying I’m on my deathbed. But I legit have a death bed and it’s a piece of dirt in front of my house that refuses to nurture […]
Snarky in the Suburbs 