Dear Snarky – My Mom is Trying to Buy Her Way Into My Labor and Delivery Room

Dear Snarky,

I’m nine months pregnant with my first child and at this point in the lock down I’m only allowed to have one person in the delivery room with me when I give birth. Of course, that person is going to be my husband. My problem is that my mom at first was  “heartbroken” that she can’t be in the delivery room.

Heartbroken quickly turned to furious because she has been in the delivery room for the birth of all her grandchildren. She’s refusing to understand why my husband would be my first choice to be in the delivery room. My mom even said that, “men are totally worthless and just stand there looking embarrassed and confused.”

Then she offered to pay my husband her entire stimulus check of $1,500 if he would give up his right to be there and let her go instead. Hold on because it gets worse. My husband told her he would think about if she upped it to $3,000.

I almost wanted to kill him. He said he was kidding and just messing with my mother because she deserved it due to her bullying us. But then my mom  came up with the three grand so she definitely thinks she’s going to the delivery room.

How do I stop this madness? Honestly, at this point I think I would rather just go alone.

Signed, Ready to Pop

Dear Ready,

Let’s start with your husband. You’re going to have to cut him some slack. I think he was just enjoying toying with your mom because she was being so ridiculous. Come on, did your mom seriously think that a father would basically sell the rights to see his child being born? That said, no man should ever contribute to the stress levels of a very pregnant woman. So, yes he was being very stupid. That I’ll give you.

As for your mom I have one word – YIKES . The hubris alone is mind boggling. So, your mom thinks she’s more important than your husband, the baby’s father? To that I say, “Okay crazy grandma, you need to get some help.”

On top of that your mom is just a brat. What she’s doing is throwing a temper tantrum because she’s not getting her own way. Granted she’s also throwing money around but it’s still a tantrum.

My advice is I wouldn’t tell your mother anything about the birth until you’re safely ensconced at the hospital with your husband. You would be a fool to let her know that you’re going into labor or are on your way to the hospital because girlfriend the odds are she would meet you there.

Letting her know later takes care of the issue because you will already be at the hospital with your plus one and security will take care of the problem if she shows up in an attempt to take your husband’s place.

Congrats on the baby and please keep me posted on how this turns out.

 

8 thoughts on “Dear Snarky – My Mom is Trying to Buy Her Way Into My Labor and Delivery Room

  1. Sylvia says:

    The grandmother is insane and is going to be a HUGE pain in the ass for this couple. I wish them the best of luck because they are going to need it.

  2. Broken (@BrokenLife31415) says:

    Granny is nuts.

    I do take issue with your suggestion to wait to tell her until you and hubby are safely in the hospital.

    I would wait to tell her until after you are home with the baby. Or, maybe when you send out the baby’s high school graduation announcements.

  3. Jolene says:

    Oh my word!!! She would be a real pain in the arse in the delivery room! One word to a nurse would get her bounced out of there! Agree with writer who said don’t even tell her until the baby is born!

  4. Snarky.Socratic.Scribe says:

    Hi there!

    I’m not sure if this is the right way to reply personally. I sure hope so! LOL. Anyway, if the mom-to-be in this letter is having a scheduled C-section, she might want to also move the date back by a day or two.

  5. Angela says:

    Get the money first. Then don’t tell her anything except, “Wow, mom, everything just went so fast we didn’t have time to to call anybody!”

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