It’s summertime and the living is easy Fish are jumping and the cotton is high Your daddy’s rich and your mama’s good-looking On rare occasions I have the opportunity to dip my non-pedicured toe into […]
Month: June 2010
BP, D.C. The Oil Spill and Why The Mess Needs a Mother
I’ve decided our elected officials in D.C. need a mother. Someone to kick their butts, give them tough love, and tell them that the world does not revolve around them in way only a mother […]
Vajazzle – Seriously?
I’m stunned. Actually speechless. Which, almost never happens to me. Who is the idiot, the misogynist, the really, really, terribly bored person who thought up the idea of decorating the “lady area” with bling? I’m […]
Princesses – Totally Overrated
Who would really want to be a princess? Think about it, historically and in Disney lore their lives have, shall we say, sucked tiara. Major princess of our lifetime, Princess Diana, her life in one […]
I Was A Cougar (for five hours)
Let me state that I, in no way, I’m a cougar. First, on the cougar scale of “hotness” I would be a three-legged cat with mange and a urinary tract infection. Secondly, I’m married which, […]
Bridezilla – May I Slap You Now or Would You Care to Wait Until After the Reception?
It has been a very long time since I’ve been behind-the-scenes at a wedding. It’s even been a couple of years since I’ve attended a wedding. I’m old enough to have stopped getting invited to […]
Snarky in the Suburbs 